Last night we played two shows with King Khan and BBQ. I thought our drummer, Inspector Strawberry Sodapop, was dressed as Willy Wonka, but he said he was Screamin' Lord Sutch- you be the judge. The first show was at Montana's Party Space which is a space connected to a Mexican restaurant in the cuts in Bushwick. The PA was cutting out for King Khan and the BBQ Show, but they were still fun as always. After a couple songs, someone in the crowd was yelling something, and Khan bolted into the crowd swinging his guitar. He came back and told everyone he just broke his guitar on someone's face. Someone else said he completely missed, so who knows what really happened in the crowd. There was also some short asshole (shorter than me even) in the front complaining about all the groupie girls- and he kept elbowing all of them- what a dick. He should relax and enjoy all the cute chicks around him. Other than that, everyone in the house was cool, and it was a fun show. Their merch dude, Simon from Germany, was real cool. He knew Sodapop already from Sodapop's extensive touring's in Europe. After this show we had a late set at Don Pedro's, and it was kinda messy with lots of technical difficulties with everything, but whatever, it was still fun- we played 2 whole songs + 2 half songs + 2 quarter songs which adds up to 3 and one half total songs. In the middle of our set, someone in the audience started strangling Tra La La with the microphone cord, when she finally escaped from the cord, she got up and got in a fight with someone in the crowd, and was swinging her bass at someone or a couple people at the end, then got in a tug of war with my bass, then she mysteriously disappeared. She better not break that shit- that's my bass!! It was Bazooka Joe's going away party, and tons of people were there. Tunnel of Love already played, so we were bummed because we all love Tunnel of Love, but the Sonic Chicken 4 from France were real real good, so we're glad we caught them. After us, King Khan played a 4AM secret set. We didn't lose any equipment between the 2 shows except a guitar cord, so that always adds up to a good night. Jake Noodles, singer of the Wellington Ladies Welfare League, was working the door. Behind him was a guy giving out free tattoos all night. So while Jake Noodles was working, he took off his shirt, and got a tattoo on his back of the logo from his favorite pizza joint in Queens. I like smart young kids. That's way better than getting stuck with a Tazmanian Devil with Doc Marten's tat, or a Gecko lizard on your ankle. Back inna day, sometime in the mid 90's, my friend (who I will not name) got a tat of that Jamiroquai logo- you know that silouette of a kid with a big horned hat... man, I bet she's hatin' life right now. The only musical logo tat that you can get as a young teenager, that I can think of right off the bat, that will stand the test of time are those Black Flag bars. Rop told me he is gonna get some Black Flag bars real soon, but instead of bars, it'll be chicken drumsticks- Rop always has the cool ideas that have to do with food.
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Last weekend at the Union Pool show, Tra la la's knee got busted open and I got bit in the neck ruining/bloodeying the sweet skateboard shirt Mike Pare gave me for free. This week our show at the Rubulad party was insane. Reggie Rambler and Theme Party dressed as clowns, Sodapop had a turbin, and Cammy dressed as a Shake N Bake chicken and me, a mummy bat out of hell. Cammy and Sodapop had a whole pot brownie and all you need is a bite to get really wasted- them rubulad browniees are potent. Tra la la had absynthe and we all had bad vodka and whiskey so it added up to us all playing diferent songs the whole time, but i guess it didn't really matter because people get crazy at Rubulad as long as there's noise filling their ear drums .A lot of insanity had a lot to do with crazy Raul and Awesome Color Allison getting everyone riled up too. Our friends Maya Hayuk and Andrew Deitch were frying there brains out and she took photos- i 'll try to acquire those soon. My buddy Zack of Ex Models took a bunch of photos at our show at Rubulad. Sodapop and Cammy each ate a whole pot brownie which are known to be the super most potent brownies in the Eastern seaboard- in fact they were both still super high the next day at 5pm 20 hours later. Mighty Robot AV Squad AKA Eric Z and Brock and Arthur and Zack did some crazy visuals as usual. Awesome Color Allisson and Chris Millstein started up a mosh pit too which was rad. you can see more pix at Zack's Flickr site Later I went downstairs to look for DJ Small Change so I we could get paid when a blonde white guy with dreads started clowning me and blocking my walking path on the dance floor- he chose the wrong guy to mess with on the dance floor. I started dancing my ass off and popping and locking and breaking shit down till that fool walked away. I wasn't gonna lose a battle dance to some hippy from Burning Man. Anyways I finally found dude and we got paid and split! from OJ